The national unembloyment bureau of Sweden has sent me to 'Erikshjälpen' (a second hand shop supporting starving children around the world). That's educated, much-experienced people are treated in Sweden ...
Well I've found in the store: a) toilet chair in decent condition b) speakers, worst possible quality in mint condition (Haiwa 125W PMPO SolidState).
I got the crazy idea of marrying the speakers with the ceramic throne and see if this short horn would make any noise.
I've not joking, though it may seem a bit obnoxious to use a toilet chair for a spekaer. Remember an article in a British HiFi-mag some 15 years ago with a similar idea.